Tactical BBQ Apron

Aside from keeping you BBQ sauce-free at the cost of looking feminine, no less, aprons don’t really accomplish much. Enter ThinkGeek’s Tactical BBQ Apron. Modelled after a bulletproof vest, this “apron” is fully equipped, sporting a legit MOLLE system, five pouches (three small, two large), hanging utility loops, two metal clips for hanging gear, an adjustable waist strap, and removable velcro patches on both front and back. Of course, its protective capabilities end at pool noodles, but for keeping all necessary gear within reach it absolutely kills.

Find it at Amazon – $35