We’ve seen multitool-laden knives, pliers and even scissors, but this is on another level. The Man Ring is made from aerospace-grade titanium, sports a brushed finish, and packs both straight-edged and serrated blades, a saw, a comb – perfect for the ‘stashe – and a bottle opener. Would we wear one? Hell yes – preparedness is underrated, and while it won’t cut down a tree or gut a fish, it decapitates import brew with ease.
Check it out at Boonering’s Etsy Store – $385