Every guy wishes he could grow a beard so thick and manly that it doubled as a face guard. Unfortunately, some of us have jobs (note: we also maintain this as a standalone statement), so we can’t grow it out for months on end. Feel the same way? Then you need a Zeke Beardski. These face masks are water resistant, feature a thermal fleece neck, vented neoprene mouth, and a look that’s bound to catch a gaze or ten. Plus, they’re available in a variety of awesome styles including Pirate, Viking, Biker and Santa.

See the full lineup on Amazon – $30+