The Football Briefcase

Just like the real football, the Football Briefcase contains everything needed for shit to get real. First and foremost, slots for lots of booze and all the Red Bull you’ll need. There’s also cards, shot glasses, mints, a mixer, a slot for cash, and much more. As a nice touch they added Tums and Advil to help when you most need it – most likely the morning after. All this comes in a large aluminium briefcase with a pair of handcuffs to ensure its precious contents remain with the wearer.

Get this party briefcase at the Urban Mercenaries website – 500$, or 400$ with coupon code “thefancy”.