As any loyal viewer knows, death and Game of Thrones go hand in hand. Initially created as an April Fool’s prank by Think Geek and now made real, Game of Thrones Clue features twelve characters — all/most/some/none (no spoilers) still alive as of the latest episode — as well as six metal weapons that include a poison vial, battle axe, Faceless man, crossbow, and catspaw assassin dagger, to play out like a classic game of Clue. The game board is double-sided to let you play in either The Red Keep in in Meereen. Frankly, all murders in this game are plausible, so we’ll take the GoT gang over a bunch of characters with color-inspired names and furtive motives.
Pick one up at Amazon – $45
Hiding extra gun never hurt anyone (except the guy on the receiving end). Likewise, packing a Goblin Deuce Paintball Gun is a safe bet that equips you with a couple extra covert backup shots for a well-timed sneak attack. The pistol is powered by two air cartridges and features a selector switch that lets you set it to fire both barrels simultaneously or each one separately. Each is decked out with imitation wood trim and comes with a fitted tactical holster. And in case you already own a Goblin Solo, a conversion kit with the double-barrel assembly can transform it into a Deuce.
Some abstract royal family we’ve never heard of won’t cut it anymore. Game of Thrones Playing Cards instead put far more familiar faces on a traditional 52 card deck. The four kings are taken from the four characters second book in the Song of Ice and Fire series that claim to be the rightful king — Joffrey Baratheon, Stannis Baratheon, Renly Baratheon, and Robb Stark — one per suit. Plenty of other noltables made it to the face cards as well including Daenerys Targaryen as a Queen, Tyrion Lannister as a Jack, and both Petyr Baelish and Varys as, fittingly, Jokers. They’re also printed on durable 300gsm heavy cardstock that boast the size and feel of casino-quality Bicycle cards.
Find it at Etsy – $20
There are only so many effective ways to hold a standard table tennis paddle, though that’s not for lack of trying. Coconut Paddle changes the hold completely with amber edge grain bamboo wood that’s precisely trimmed, drilled, and fitted with a custom foam insert for comfort. Grip it by sticking a finger through the hole and clamping your hand on the hold, effectively making the paddle a direct and parallel extension of your arm. Both sides of rubber are affixed with speed glue, making them easy to swap out when worn, and it suits both right and left handers: just flip the paddle around.
Learn more at Coconut Paddles – $108
Initially amongst the earliest video games, Pong is back, this time in a wrist-borne variant titled A Tiny Game of Pong. The game uses simple, intuitive analog controls by way of your Apple Watch’s Digital Crown: turn it to move the paddle and defend your side of the screen from a progressively faster moving ball. Play standalone on your watch against an AI opponent or against a friend on your paired iPhone. The app tracks high scores in Game Center to let you compete against friends and also offers an in-app purchase to unlock ten custom theme colors — red, green, blue, and the like — to match the game’s minimal interface to the style of your Apple Watch.
Chances are your everyday carry is deprived of a pair of dice for obvious reasons, namely the inconvenience of lugging two fairly large, easy-to-lose plastic cubes around loose in your pocket. And that’s why CUBi Dice were created. Machined of titanium to exacting precision and measuring just 5mm across, these minuscule, sharp-edged dice are incredibly light and ridiculously durable. Better yet they’re small enough to carry in their stainless steel tube keychain – up to six at a time – which is barely over an inch and a half in length.
Grab a set at Kickstarter – roughly $23
It’s a coffee table. And, simultaneously, a foosball table. The Chicago Gaming Signature Foosball Coffee Table is a relatively subtle way to get a foosball table — and a conversation piece — into your living room, at least compared to other, typically flashy options. An elegant wood frame surrounds the playing surface while a glass surface makes the table useable as an actual coffee table, as well as the standard shelf underneath for storing stacks of magazines you’ll never get around to reading. Otherwise, the hand-painted foosball men are controlled via three separate wooden handles per side and a set of wooden beads on each end lets you keep track of the score.
Pick one up at Amazon – $540
Dubbed the strongest dice on earth, there’s a good chance you couldn’t break a pair of Ti Dice if you tried. Every die is precision machined of Grade 5 titanium for an extremely high strength-to-weight ratio, also making them hypoallergenic, non-corrosive, and resistant to chemical damage. Simple straight lines instead of circles enumerate each side from one to six, laid out in a manner to maintain perfect balance and performance. Available in three finishes: mirror, stonewashed, and sandblasted.
Grab a pair at Kickstarter – $44