You’ve had a hard day at work and are home at last. The work clothes are stashed and you’re in your casuals, shoes kicked off and a cold beer in hand. Only one thing can ruin this beautiful moment – you don’t have a bottle opener that works!
Before you resort to drastic measures (we’ve all been there, and it’s not pretty), fire up your laptop and get one of our Best Bottle Openers ordered and on delivery fast track. From keyring-sized cap clip offs to ingenious pump action monsters and everything in-between, get set to be matched to the bottle opener of your dreams.
Pick well and you will always be bottle cap-off ready when the ice-cold golden nectar calls.
The Best Bottle Opener
When is a bottle opener not just a bottle opener? When it is also a cap launcher to boot! If the idea of a functional kitchen gadget also being something to play with floats your beer opening boat, then the Spinning Hat Cap Zapper is for you.
But before we explain the novelty side of this robust-looking beer bottle opener, just how good is it at actually doing its job? Pretty good to be honest, especially for its price.
To start with, it comes as a key-ring so you’re always bottle-open ready, great for those impromptu barbecues or beach picnics. The Cap Zappa is made from strong orange plastic, with a metal decapper section which flips off bottle tops with ease.
When it comes to a conventional looking beer bottle opener you can’t go wrong with the OXO, perfectly designed to take with you in your pocket or backpack for those al fresco beer drinking moments. Made from die-cast steel for strength and durability, this double-ended bottle opener has been finished with an attractive satin chrome to make it look at home at the table.
This is a versatile bottle opener that deserves its place on our list of best beer bottle openers. With one end designed to pop off metal bottle caps, the other end is perfectly designed for use on metal twist-off tops. To add to its overall design, there’s also a comfortable to grip, non-slip underside.
Cross the final frontier when it comes to novelty beer bottle openers with this super-looking USS Starship Enterprise bottle opener that makes a nice collector’s piece too.
Solidly made, this bottle opener is official Star Trek merchandise so the perfect gift for the Trekkie in your life. Geek-fact alert: the bottle opener is authentically modeled on the NCC-1791 ship from the original 1960s’ TV series and like the Star Trek franchise, has been built to stand the test of time.
The rather dramatically named Decapitator is a bottle opener like no other – but it makes neat work of putting your beer’s bottle cap out of its misery, without your precious beer losing its head.
Innovative drink accessories maker Corkcicle has turned the humble bottle opener on its head with a clever slip on device that makes light work of removing any bottle top. It’s extremely easy to use – simply pop the Decapitator over the top of the bottle and press down. Once firm push is all it takes to whip off the bottle cap. A small magnet on the inside of the device then holds on to the removed cap so you can then tap it into the bin for swift and easy disposal.
Back to bottle opener innovators Gear Infusion and with their bestselling product – the Pry.Me.
As with all their products, Gear Infusion’s Pry.Me is a functional device that has been totally reinvented. The first thing that strikes you about this ingenious beer bottle opener is its size – it is tiny! In fact, so tiny, it can easily sit inside a bottle cap. But don’t let that put you off – great things tend to come in small packaging.
From first glance, the Mamba beer bottle opener is its name when comes to design – there is no mistaking the two fang-like hooks, primed and ready to strike at a bottle cap with stealth-like ease.
The Mamba’s fangs elevate this super-stylish bottle opener from the rest of its more conventional design but then again, there is much more to this opener from Snake Bite Co. than meets the eye. Firstly, it is not just a bottle opener – the streamline design means it can also take a decent bite out of being a can tab opener, can venter and pour spout mover – making it every bartender’s dream. In fact, it was created with the professional in mind, but comes at a price that means you’d be happy to have it at home, or out on the porch for a cool beer sundowner.
Everyone’s had one of those embarrassing moments where you have to ask for help to open a jar. Fortunately, the human race has come up with an answer – the Meyuewal Bottle/Jar Opener. Don’t worry, we haven’t forgotten the point of this article, it comes with a bottle opener as well. We’ll get to that in a moment. First, we want to talk about the jar opening tool here.
With five different-sized holes, it will fit on all standard-size jars sold in the supermarket. Just place this around the lid, tighten it in your hand, and screw the lid off with ease. The leverage makes opening jars 10X easier.
The other tool included is a multipurpose bottle opener and it’s one of the best we’ve used. It opens beer bottles with incredible ease, thanks to the sharp edges and long handle. Of course, being a multi-tool, it has a bunch of other uses that make it a versatile little kitchen tool. It can be used to open drinks cans, twist off bottle caps, pull the lids off tinned food, and pierce holes in the tops of drinks bottles. Basically, with these two tools, you’ll never struggle to open a bottle or jar ever again.
Oxo makes some of our favorite kitchen gadgets. They’ve built a reputation based on making kitchen tools that work perfectly and are made from high-quality materials. Even though they’re not the priciest tools, they’re the kind that will last you a lifetime. The Stainless Steel Bottle and Can Opener are classic. It has a minimalist design that tackles two of the most common jobs in the kitchen.
Made from brushed stainless steel, this tool can handle thousands of trips through the dishwasher. However, we’d still recommend just rinsing it off with water – it will make it last even longer.
It has two functional ends. The pop-top bottle opener makes quick work of any beer bottle (or any kind of bottle really). It will stay sharp for years, so there’s no need to worry about it getting too dull. The church key can open tinned food and be used to pierce through any other metal lids.
If you’ve ever worked behind a bar, you’ve used one of these bad boys. Any self-respecting bar has a bunch of these, so bartenders can open a bottle without hesitation. The funny thing is, they work so much better than the bottle openers you have at home. For some reason, those cheap bottle openers we all have at home just can’t compete.
There are two reasons why these KTOJOY Bottle Openers are so effective. First, the opening mechanism is sharp enough to get purchase underneath the bottle top. That means it doesn’t slip when you’re trying to lift the opener up. The other reason is that it provides enough leverage because of the length. Because of these two things, the bottle top will pop right off.
The Tikit Bottle Opener is the perfect option for your keychain. If you’re the kind of guy that needs a bottle opener always to hand, this product is perfect. For starters, it’s the perfect size. No one wants a huge bartender’s bottle opener filling up your pockets. At seven inches long, they’ll stick out of your pocket and slow you down as you’re going about your day. It’s only about three inches long, so it shouldn’t make your keys any bulkier.
At less than an ounce, it’s also one of the most lightweight bottle openers on the market. You might think that means it’s weak but it’s made from solid steel, so you shouldn’t have any problems with durability. Made in the USA, they’re built to last a lifetime.