With Christmas getting closer with every passing day, we are all looking forward to spending some quality time with friends, loved ones and colleagues. In order to create fun, pleasant, and hilarious memories, nothing beats exchanging some silly and unusual white elephant gifts. This is why we’ve come up with a list of the funniest and best white elephant gifts on the market.
The Best White Elephant Gifts
Cards Against Humanity
If you’re naturally a horrible person, you will love this game. Cards Against Humanity is a party game specially designed to suit the nature of horrible people and their equally terrible friends. Since the last version of this game, over 150 cards have been included to make playing more fun. In total there are 600 cards, 100 black cards, and 500 white cards. Playing this adult card game doesn’t take much. One question is asked from the black card per round, and everyone is to answer the question with their funniest white card. Also included in each game kit is a booklet containing game rules that make sense and alternate provisions that are utterly preposterous.
The Hungover Cookbook
With dozens of recipes curated from many drunken experiences to bring you nothing but soothing comfort, Africa born author and journalist Milton Crawford presents to you the first of its kind; a book that makes assessing, understanding and the improvement of your hangover possible. The Hungover Cookbook is a bestselling book that comes with quizzes to track your progress and clever graphic tests that are great for analyzing the state of your mind. This cookbook was developed after Crawford’s many trips around the world in search of the finest foods, liquor, and women.
BigMouth Inc. Toilet Mug
BigMouth Inc. is a Glastonbury based designer known to manufacture some of the world’s most outrageous lifestyle products. They have you covered with products such as sarcastic stemware, twisted garden gnomes, and even pranks.
Their fantastic high-quality ceramic mug changes the notion that dogs are the only ones allowed to drink out of toilets. The BigMouth Toilet Mug will turn heads and make your friends do a double take at you as you sip up to 12-ounces worth of your favorite beverage. This hand-painted mug is a perfect white elephant gift to get for both those with a weak stomach or those tea or coffee lovers.
Squatty Potty the Original Bathroom Toilet Stool
Improve your health with the doctor recommended Squatty Potty. As seen on the Howard Stern Show and Shark Tank, this American produced potty is sturdy, family-friendly and an easy to clean stool that works well with any standard height toilet. Initially, the Squatty Potty may feel foreign to you, but with regular use, your body quickly adjusts to this healthy way of excretion, which your body will, in turn, thank you for. New squatters are advised to go for the 7″ as a great start, whereas people well versed in squatting are advised to opt for the 9″ Squatty Potty. Your colon will thank you for this change.
The Farting Animals Colouring Book
Read about farting animals and fairies from M.T. Lott, an author who is addicted to everything about farts. He’s deadly, and awfully silent, just like a fart, and his arrival can’t be stopped… just like a fart! His book, The Farting Animals Colouring Book, is an exciting coloring book suitable for children of all ages. You might not know it, but this book is what you’ve been searching for!
There are countless pages of farting animals your children will love to color, from farting dogs to pandas, meerkats to hippos and kittens to horses. The list is endless!
BEER GIFTS – Funny White Elephant Gifts for Men
Stand out when everyone else at the party is bringing boring old wine, with craft beer gifts in an original gift package! Beer Gifts is another perfect white elephant gift idea for anyone you know who can’t get enough of beer, or for men in general. These craft beer holders can be filled with real beer for your holiday parties and the associated cards given out with funny or witty holiday messages. A set comes with four six-pack beer card boxes, designed with patterns usually found on Christmas sweaters. A perfect gift for beer lovers.
The Original If You Can Read This Funny Socks
The message on these high-quality socks is simple; “If you can read this, bring me some wine.” Cayman Product’s ‘If You Can Read This’ socks are a pair of incredibly soft socks that are affordable and feel luxurious. These socks are designed from combed cotton and accommodate hand-picked non-skid letters that offer the discerning wine socker a perfect balance and maximum comfort any time they put it on. You can enjoy your socks alone, or pair up with a friend or family member for added fun. Try these funny socks for an excellent white elephant present, birthday gift, party favors, or keep them for yourself!
WINE CONDOMS Funny Wine and Beverage Bottle Stoppers
Practice safe sips; use Wine Condoms for all your beverage bottles. Easy to carry around (or stow in your wallet), these bottle stoppers are a perfect white elephant gift option for the wine lovers in your life, for birthdays or holidays. Take a cue from Mila Kunis, Amy Poehler, Madonna, and Melissa McCarthy, and grab one to protect your lovely Pinot. Wine Condom bottle stoppers sit flush with the bottle’s rim; thus, preventing the entry of oxygen which in turn destroys the taste of your wine. Get lucky tonight with your chardonnay and save the best glass for the next. Anyone who loves to drink wine will appreciate this as a gift.
BigMouth Inc. Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
This holiday season, all wine lovers are in for a treat! Another great white elephant gift option for friends and family is the BigMouth Inc. Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass which promises to cater to all your drinking needs. With a front that says ‘Finally, a wine glass that fits my needs,’ this bottle glass holds up to 750ml of wine. This means an everlasting supply of ‘one wine serving.’ This wine bottle glass is known around the world by many and has also made an appearance on Buzzfeed, The Today Show, and many others.
Star Wars R2D2 Talking Cookie Jar
Have you always wanted to have a cookie jar that talks? The Star Wars R2D2 Talking Cookie Jar is here to make your fantasies a reality! The R2-D2 cookie jar is perfect for any food and offers storage from a more civilized era. The elegant droid is fun, functional and plastic and makes a beeping sound every time you open the jar for a cookie. It doesn’t matter if the food is from the forest swamps of Dagobah, or found in the frozen tundra of Hoth, the R2-D2 is the perfect white elephant gift under $10 for any Star Wars fan.
Gourmia GMF660 Pepsi Thermoelectric Mini Fridge Cooler and Warmer
Grab and go with this Gourmia Thermoelectric Mini Fridge Cooler and Warmer. Engineered to be eco-friendly by using thermoelectric technology, this cooler and warmer is a lightweight entity that accommodates up to 6 cans of drinks and features a self-locking hatch, removable shelf, and a carry handle. Carry this mini fridge anywhere you go and enjoy it whether you’re on the road or seated comfortably in your home or dorm room. With a simple switch flip, this fridge can move from keeping your Pepsi bottles cool to warm up your food for lunch.
Fineware LOL-OMG-WTF Funny Wine Glass
Behold! The only wine glass in the universe that has the power to reflect your mood! The Fineware Funny Wine Glass is an American fashioned glass designed to be the best white elephant gift and the only wine glass you’ll be proud of. With its sandblast, etched design on the glass, your LOL, OMG, and WTF marked wine levels will not come off after a wash. These glasses a great gift for wine lovers for every occasion, as they are made of high quality, and they also feel good to hold and swirl. Get these glasses as emergency gifts are intentional white elephant presents, or buy them for yourself when your week gets rough.
The Official BS Button
We all know it, we all say it, and we all wish we could say it in every situation. In some instances, we really wish we had someone to call out BS when we see, instead of we having to point it out all the time. Look no further; get yourself The Official BS Button and have your own calling out assistant! The BS button is a straight-talking button that lights up and makes hilarious statements at the press of a buzzer. Whenever you see it, get your truanted button pal to announce over a wailing siren, ‘that was bullshit’ or ‘bullshit detected, take precautions.
Nessie Ladle Turquoise by OTOTO
The Nessie Ladle Turquoise by OTOTO guarantees a legendary time in the kitchen with every use. This ladle perfectly sized for use in your dining routine, your daily cooking and also for fun. Use Nessie even in boiling water and watch her thrive. This spoon has also been manufactured for use in a dishwasher and has proven to 100% BPA free and Food safe. Out of your favorite pot comes Nessie, and believe it or not, she’s here to make cooking fun again. This is a perfect gift for foodies in your life.
Don’t Speak! Funny Coffee Mug
Some of us hate mornings, and having to get up from bed can be a pain in our behinds. Most times we may look bored or angry, and many may not understand what we’re going through. This is why we need the Don’t Speak! Funny Coffee Mug. This mug is terrific! It helps you send hints to everyone around you as to when you want to be left alone and when you want to talk. This uniquely decorated mug is also a great gift option for the caffeine lovers you know, who love their cup of coffee just as they do a good laugh. These classy and cute mugs also make well for parties when purchased in a set of 2,4,6 or 12. They bring humor and add a little joy to the hearts of all your visitors. Who wouldn’t want that?
50 Ways to Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes with Balls
Learn to eat cock in many fun ways and love it! Adrienne Hews comes with a humorous approach to nutrition, a concept many of us usually ignore. Her book begs to answer the question, ‘How much cock can on eat in a lifetime?’. This book 50 Ways to Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes with Balls is a must-have for your shelf if you have a great sense of humor, and is also a beautiful white elephant gift option for the upcoming holidays! In this book, Adrienne Hews clearly uses humor and imagination to present traditional food that has been forgotten to many. The results are healthy recipes and a healthy heart from all the laughs you’re going to be expelling.
Nostalgia Retro Series Pop-Up Hot Dog Toaster
If you’re looking for something small but spectacular that can quickly solve your hunger problems by fixing a fast meal, the Nostalgia Retro Hot Dog Toaster is your best bet. This toaster is terrific for entertaining guests and is also a great white elephant food gift option. The set features a removable hot dog cage that toasts two buns and two regular sized hot dogs at the same time. Remove your hot dogs with ease by using the mini tongs made available by the manufacturer. Cleaning this toaster is made easy thanks to its dip tray feature.
Hamilton Beach Breakfast Sandwich Maker
Breakfast is a meal that determines how our entire day will go. With running errands and having to take the kids to school, there’s only so much we can do, but with the Hamilton Beach sandwich maker, we can take care of everyone else and still have our healthy breakfast. Make a delicious breakfast sandwich in the comfort of your home in under five minutes. As this sandwich maker comes with a non-stick coating thus, there’s no need to fuss about how tiring clean-up will be. The removable parts of this sandwich maker can be put into the dishwasher!
Tequila Mockingbird: Cocktails with a Literary Twist
This book is a great present for anyone who’s into literature. It’s a funny book that will leave you laughing for hours. The Tequila Mockingbird: Cocktails with a Literary Twist features various taste bud worthy drink recipes based on books you detest and those you can’t get enough of. Each book listed has a what could pass for a review before the mixing instructions and ingredients needed for the drink are listed.
Prank Pack Nap Sack
Enjoy your nap with what Chillaxation Weekly describes as the best ‘Public Sleep Product’, the Prank Nap Sack. In each box, ridiculous products can be identified from clueless companies. You’ll never nap the same with this terrific invention which is suitable for use in any location, in the comfort of your couch, in school, at the game, anywhere and everywhere!
PIZZA SOCKS BOX Pepperoni Cotton Socks
Surprise your pizza-loving friend with these colorful pizza-themed socks. The Pizza Socks Box contains fluffy socks that look exactly like real pizza and comes in various ‘tastes’ and sizes such as Italian, Pepperoni, Hawaiian, and a whole bunch of mixes. These cheerful socks come packaged in a pizza box, and they can be worn with classy suits or casual jeans. Display your sense of humor to friends and family by getting a pair of these socks as their white elephant exchange gift ideas.
The TeaBagger Tea Infuser
Are you looking for a great stocking stuffer, a funny gag gift or something exciting for your best friend’s bachelorette? Then the TeaBagger Tea Infuser is the answer for you. This white elephant gift option isn’t only funny but is highly functional, as it also helps make tea. This tea infuser is made from food grade silicone and can be placed in a dishwasher, making it easy to clean. Get the bride to be as red as a beet, or watch the potential groom change color as his fiancée removes it from the gift wrapper!
White Elephant Gift Buying Guide & FAQs
Q: What Is A White Elephant Gift?
A: During the holiday season, the known tradition is the basic Secret Santa present swapping; thus, many people might not know what an elephant gift is and how the elephant gift exchange actually works. The white elephant gift exchange can also be referred to as the Yankee Swap or Dirty Santa and is a fun thing to participate in once all the rules are fully understood.
Entertainment is the one and only goal of the white elephant gift exchange. All presents up for grabs must be laden with humor and weirdness, to take the entertainment to another level. In getting the gifts for the white elephant gift exchange, you must think about funny gag items, ridiculous gadgets, and items with strange artworks. The end goal of the elephant swap is for you to come out with the most hilarious present out of the bunch.