Predictably — and like any good toaster — Toasteroid toasts bread. But it’s also equipped with a precisely controllable toasting grid that can burn in custom images onto your toast, sent from a Bluetooth-connected smartphone. Doodle your message by hand on the app or stamp on today’s weather conditions at the touch of a button, then wait for it to toast before eating your doomed creation. Both mini (toasts two slices but prints on one) and standard (toasts and prints on two slices) versions are available, with extra wide slots to fit even thicker breads, and their minimal, die-cast aluminum design will fit right in with more modern kitchens.

Find it at Kickstarter – $60 to $80