Tactical Laser-Guided Pizza Cutter

The gift of making straight lines is definitely not one shared by all, but proper precautions can still prevent mishaps, in this case the risk of squabble over unevenly sliced pizza. ThinkGeek’s tactical Laser-Guided Pizza Cutter packs a 3.5-inch cutting wheel, a stealth flat black zinc alloy body, a hefty grip for optimal tactility, and, most importantly, a Picatinny rail system that’s compatible with both the included multifunction laser and with whatever other tactical add-ons you’ve got. This handy tool is also perfect for grabbing a midnight slice – just flip the switch to turn the scope onto flashlight mode, then get to work dicing your pizza pie.

Grab one at Amazon – $30