Tactical Holiday Stocking
He sees you when you’re sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. Not Santa; rather Chuck Norris, and the Tactical Holiday Stocking is just his kind of Christmas swag. It hangs by the fire thanks to a carabiner at the top, plus packs another at its ankle, just in case. Loaded with tactical features, it also has MOLLE straps on the outside for securing more gear, a bi-directional zipper that opens on a large pouch, plus two quick-release straps on the toe that allow you to deftly access cookies (or grenades) for Santa. There’s even a hook and loop patch at the top for an ID tag and a handle for convenient carry.
Find it at ThinkGeek – $20