Superbitus Missile Piggy Bank

Here’s something a little more adult than the standard money hungry porcelain pig. Use the included white pen to inscribe it with your target purchase, patiently accumulate coins, then drop the bomb – literally – to get at your savings. We’re more likely to instead try drilling an exit hole in the bottom while hopefully not destroying the thing in the process.

Hit up Art Lebedev or Amazon to check it out – $31