Rubber Band Machine Gun

All’s fair in office warfare, and so it’s a no-brainer to put an end to manually-launched projectiles and grab a Rubber Band Machine Gun instead. This handheld wooden gatling gun features a fully automatic trigger mechanism, powered by 5 AA batteries, that spins the barrel and unloads up to 14 elastics per second upon your prey up to 26 feet away. It’s also got a 672 round capacity, reloads rapidly thanks to the included fast charger, and comes with both a display rack and a pack of 700 rubber bands.

Available in three colors – standard (shown), burnt, and black – at Kickstarter – $85+ [via]