Lapka Breath Alcohol Monitor

A cross between the new Mac Pro and Ploom’s Pax vaporizer¬†– design-wise, anyhow – Lapka’s Breath Alcohol Monitor, or BAM, is by far the most beautiful device you’ll ever use to quantify your state of inebriation. Wrap your palm around it to form a mouthpiece with your hand, then blow; BAM automatically turns on, analyzes your breath, then talks to your phone (and the included app) using not Bluetooth but sound, albeit a at a frequency undetectable by human ears. Else, BAM lasts up to 60 days on a charge, features a pleasantly hefty ceramic casing, and works with all iOS plus select Android devices.

Preorder at Lapka – $200