Flask Tie

Drinking on the job: probably not the best idea. Hypothetically, though, if we were forced to do it – and do it discreetly – we’d definitely opt for a Flask Tie. Each of these inconspicuous ties comes equipped with a TieBladder that holds up to 6 fluid ounces of liquid, accessible through the TieBite valve mouthpiece off the narrow end; bite down to sip, and upon releasing the valve self seals to prevent drips of any kind. Of course, you don’t have to load it with booze, but you might want to, especially during dry weddings, boring meetings, and other formal events that made us wish we had a false tooth filled with cyanide.

Learn more at Flask Tie or Amazon – $25