CouchBunker might look like your standard run of the mill sofa, but beneath those seeming plushy cushions (more on these below) is a fire-rated gun safe ready to swallow up the entirety of your arsenal, plus other odd valuables and survival gear. The bunker within locks down with Mul-T-Lock key locks for security, weighs 650 pounds so it ain’t going nowhere, and is available in six color options, three amongst them leather. Plus, throw in a few handle-equipped bulletproof couch cushion shields – good for stopping a 44 Magnum at point blank – for $500 a pop.

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