v28 Men's Christmas Jumper
Star Wars Official X-Wing Vs. Tie Fighter Christmas Jumper
Hanes Men's Ugly Christmas Jumper
Christmas is a time to be jolly, and what says “jolly” more than a festive seasonal jumper that’s been designed to fit in with the holiday theme! Yup, we’re talking Xmas sweaters for men here! Speaking from a woman’s perspective, there’s nothing more attractive than a man who really gets into the swing of things come Christmas time – so dudes, time to shop for some holiday sweaters that will get you into the spirit of the season while keeping you snug and warm during the cold winter days. To help you with your shopping expeditions, we’ve rounded up some of the best Christmas jumpers for men that we personally find appealing, funny…and so darn ugly that their irony makes us want them even more!
The Best Christmas Jumpers
v28 Men’s Christmas Jumper
Being a darker shade in colour, this V28 Men’s Christmas sweater oozes practicality while remaining cheery and innovative in design. The image of Santa riding along in a vehicle with a reindeer (must be Rudolf) makes this a fun men’s Christmas jumper that is comfortable in fit and leans towards being more casual attire. It has been made from 100% Acrylic materials and is soft and warm to the touch. This sweater is perfect for family gatherings over the holidays and of course, it would make a perfect Christmas gift for the man/men in your life.
- Weight1.06 pounds
Merry “Chrithmith” Mike Tyson Christmas Sweater
Yup, we said we’d have some ugly Xmas sweaters in the mix! This Merry “Chrithmith” is compliments of the brand Wild Bobby and if you are looking to be the hit at a party and attract some attention, then Tyson’s your guy! Made from 50% cotton and 50% polyester, this Crewneck Sweatshirt is not only fashionable and super comfy it’s also soft to the touch and has been designed using Pill Resistant Fleece. Available in a variety of sizes and colors too, gift someone with a laugh this Christmas by placing it under the tree.
- BrandWild Bobby
Men’s Christmas Decorations Christmas Jumper
This holiday Christmas Decorations pullover screams “ugly sweater” but at the same time, you can’t help appreciate its festive appeal. Patterned with all things Christmas, this green Christmas jumper for men is sure to get one spotted in a crowded room. Suitable for all casual and fun occasions, this snug and warm garment is the brainchild of Daisy boutique, a company that clearly sees the brighter side of life! You can wear it over a V-neck T-shirt as well.
- Weight12.3 ounces
KSJK Funny And Ugly Christmas Sweater
Hmm, can you get a jumper any uglier than this? But come on, who doesn’t like Will Smith donning himself as the Santa of Bell Air! Spread Christmas cheer these holidays and give everyone a good laugh with this jumper that really does “jump” right out at you. And if the design doesn’t do it for you, perhaps the quality of the garment will. Made from a mixture of polyester and cotton, this KSJK Funny sweater is not only super soft to the touch, you can be reassured that the printing has been done using professional equipment that guarantees that the image will not fade, crack or peel. – We dare you!
Star Wars Official X-Wing Vs. Tie Fighter Christmas Jumper
More modest in design, this Christmas themed sweater will appeal to any serious Star Wars fan. Depicting a battle scene that includes an X-Wing and Tie Fighters, this is one of those cool Star Wars Christmas jumpers that does the holidays in style while still remain festive in spirit. This is a 100% knitted and original Star Wars product and would make an excellent gift for Star Wars fanatics. Designed for both sexes, this soft and trendy apparel features a Crew neckline and ribbed trimming and can be even worn over a flannel shirt.
- BrandStar Wars
- Weight1.1 pounds
Hanes Men’s Ugly Christmas Jumper
While we wouldn’t deem this Hanes Men’s sweater ugly as per the brand’s description, we do appreciate the humor that it leans towards – which makes this item our premium choice! While some might find the innuendo offensive, others will take the suggestion with a pinch of salt and enjoy the new take on Santa’s triumphant “ho ho ho” laugh. Innuendo’s aside, this men’s Christmas sweater is ideal in that it can be worn no matter the time of year, especially since the midweight cotton-blend fleece manages to keep you warm without weighing you down. Do you dare to be cheeky come Christmas? This also makes a perfect white elephant gift for your loved ones.
- Weight4 ounces
Tipsy Elves Reindeer Climax Christmas Jumper In Blue
Phew, and we thought number 6 on our list was below the belt. You’re sure to get a laugh or a least a blush out of this range of funny Christmas sweaters! With snowflakes dancing around reindeers “balancing” on each other – we’ll leave the rest of the design to your imagination and focus on the qualities of this garment. Made with high-quality double-panel construction and reinforced seams, this 100% Acrylic Tipsy Elves Christmas jumper is conveniently machine washable and has been made to last. If you want to get the aunties giggling this Christmas, we highly recommend you don this “reindeer dance” sweater – wink wink! This also makes a great funny gift for the manly man in your life.
- BrandTipsy Elves
- Weight1 pound
Men’s Vomiting Unicorn Light Up Christmas Jumper
Yeah, this is as ugly as they get! You’re either going to buy this for someone who you really don’t like or your intention is attention – which is what you will surely get. We list this as our best ugly Christmas sweater, and not because it is, well, ugly, but because it also comes with an awesome light-up feature where you use a battery-operated lighting system to add a festive sparkle to the sweater! This novelty Men’s Vomiting Unicorn Christmas jumper is not only suited for the holiday season but would fit right in with Halloween festivities too – just saying! Made from 100% cotton material, this is a comfortable sweater that is machine washable despite the fact that it features electrical appliances.
- BrandBlizzard Bay
- Weight1 pound
Men’s Hooded Reindeer Christmas Jumper
Awe! OK, this simply takes Christmas sweaters to the next level and while the garment has been designed for men, we can envision the feminine half pinching this jumper on more than the odd occasion. Made from a blend of cottons and boasting a hoodie with reindeer antlers, this novelty Men’s Hooded Reindeer Christmas wear feels as snug as it looks. Wear this and you’ll have the ladies swooning over you – you’ll feel the festive spirit alright! Pair this with a good snow boots and you are ready for snowy Christmas.
- BrandChristmas Ugly Sweater Co
- ModelSYP6-4410HMG2-BLUE ONYX-Parent
- Weight1 pound
Blizzard Bay Boys’ Llama Christmas Jumper
What’s cuter than having the little dudes dress up in Christmas-time apparel! Blizzard Bay has brought out this adorable Christmas sweater for the young men in your life – a perfect gift for your nephew or godson perhaps? Featuring a cute and fuzzy Christmas Lama perched on a patterned Christmas-themed background, we don’t only appreciate this garment for its sweet design, but the quality of the product is worth considering too. Made with 100% cotton and soft knit fabric, this festive holiday jumper is both comfortable and durable enough for even the most adventurous of boys.
- BrandBlizzard Bay
- Weight1 pound
3D Reindeer Moose Christmas Jumper
We cannot decide on whether we find this 3D Reindeer Moose sweater utterly cute or just a plain ugly holiday sweater! What we do know is that it will surely draw attention and possibly be the hit topic of discussion around the Christmas tree! Featuring quite a modest background, the main novelty of this knitted garment is the reindeer/moose that “jumps” right out of it. The good news is that if the reindeer gets a bit too much for you, you can simply disconnect it from the Velcro straps for a more comfortable and less conspicuous fit into your down jacket.
- BrandCostume Agent
- Weight1 Pound
Reindeer Crewneck Christmas Jumper
We’d say that this jumper would appeal to the more modest man who enjoys being a part of the holiday festivities, but also doesn’t like to draw much attention to himself. This design is handsome and standard and would look great displayed in family photos. Made from 98% polyester and 2% nylon, this is a man’s SSLR Christmas sweater that meets fashion trends while remaining comfortable and pleasant enough for all occasions.
Grinch Christmas Jumper
And we’re back to the ugly, but less conspicuously so. While the Grinch might try to ruin Christmas, his plans might backfire as this man’s Clothing For Fun Christmas sweater spreads enough cheer for all to hear! This custom screen-printed shirt features an all-time favourite Christmas character – the Grinch, of course, and will add a little humour to your Christmas parties and holiday activities. Made from 100% cotton, this roomy double-needle neck sweater will keep you warm in cold weather without weighing you down. A perfect addition to your holiday apparel! Be sure to combine this with good winter boots from our list.
- BrandClothing For Fun
Playstation Official Console Christmas Jumper
This is an official PlayStation product that will definitely earn you brownie points when you gift it to a console enthusiast. Designed and released to specifically celebrate the brand’s 20 years of Sony gaming, this Christmas jumper is popular for the logo and console buttons that it features. With a crew neckline and ribbed trim, this geeky cool sweatshirt is made from quality wool and knitted to perfection. Who’s “game” for Christmas?
- BrandPlay Station
- Weight1.1 pounds
The Earth Is Flat Christmas Jumper
This screen-printed The Earth Is Flat Christmas sweatshirt is sure to be a conversation starter and will keep guests well-entertained at the next holiday party you attend. In fact, being just a little less on the Christmassy side, you could get away with wearing this one all year round! Made from durable pill-resistant air jet yarn and composed of 50% cotton and 50% polyester – this comfortable jumper encourages heated debates and an appreciation for irony.
- BrandQraphic Tee
Christmas Jumper Buying Guide & FAQs
How We Chose Our Selection of Christmas Jumpers
While the sweater images greatly influenced our decision and we made sure to choose a mixture of both funny and more modest designs, we also took the following factors into consideration:
Brand – While we are not worried about fancy and popular brand names, we definitely do take a brand’s reputation and consistency into consideration. We narrowed down our list to include a few old brand names as well as some new kids on the block. With each one that made the cut, however, we ensured that the brand delivered the quality it promised while maintaining a good aftersales service too.
Quality – Christmas jumpers really do add to the Christmas spirit, but if your new beloved sweater starts to unravel at the first party of the season, you’re going to be left feeling a tad sour. This is why we make sure that we put quality before the design to ensure that you will be happy with the standards of the garments as well as enjoy the comfy fit, no matter which sweater you choose from our list above. It’s our intention to keep you snug and warm come the festive season.
Reviews – If you want to be a hit at the next party, then it’s a good idea to stick to something that the crowds are already raving about. When we compile our list of the best Christmas jumpers for men, we take what the reviewers say seriously. While a brand will always speak highly of its products, we prefer to get a second opinion from reviewers who have “been there done that” – this way we can rest assured knowing that we have others out there who can back up our claims!
Price – We want you to spend your Christmas budget wisely, so we have strategically chosen the items on our list to not only offer a variety of different designs and types of jumpers, but we also made sure that there are different price options too. The good news is that we managed to source some affordable pieces without skimping on quality and awesome designs! In fact, after purchasing your gifts, there might just bee room in your wallet to buy an extra Christmas sweater for yourself too!
Features To Look For In Christmas Jumpers
Materials – Comfort is definitely key and this means that we want to avoid jumpers and sweaters that are going to leave us feeling itchy and slightly irate. So, when searching for the ideal men’s Christmas sweater, pay attention to what fabric is being used. Pure cotton material is lightweight and breathes easily, but can also be a bit costly. Some synthetic fabrics, on the other hand, replicate cotton almost to the tee and are a little easier on the pocket. And then you get blended sweater fabric that usually contains 50% cotton and 50% polyester, this type of fabric is a hit or a miss and can either fit comfortably or lean towards being on the heavier side. If it’s knitwear you are looking for, then pay attention to the wool and look for jerseys that are soft and silky to the touch. Whichever material your garment is made from, make sure that it comes with clear cleaning instructions to avoid shrinkage or the possibility of the different dyes running into each other.
Design – So, is it really an ugly Christmas sweater you are after? While you can choose a jumper with the ghastliest artwork ever created, the rest of the sweater/jumper should be sleek and comfortable in design. Is it a crew neck or a V-neck you are after? Are you looking for a slim fit design or something a little on the baggy and roomy side? And what kind of edging appeals to you? These are design elements that you will need to consider when searching for the best (or ugliest) Christmas sweaters.
Price – “You get what you pay for” stands true to its words, for the most part, that is. Believe it or not but there still are brands who supply quality apparel without charging an arm and a leg. Nevertheless, before you make your purchase we suggest you really consider the price when compared to the material that’s being used, the artwork and design on the jumper as well as how secure and seamless the stitches are.
Christmas Jumper FAQs
Q: What are Ugly Sweater Parties?
A: Well, the definitive is in the name! An Ugly Sweater party is where you round up your best mates and party together wearing the ugliest party apparel. These parties have become extremely popular over the festive season where party guests are encouraged to wear hideous holiday jumpers and knitwear. It’s all in the name of good fun and having a laugh together– all in the good name of spreading Christmas cheer we say!
Q: When Is National Ugly Sweater Day?
A: Yup! There’s a day specially dedicated to that hideous sweater you have hidden at the back of your closet! National Ugly Christmas Sweater Day is celebrated on the third Friday of December each year. This year (2018), it falls on Friday the 21st of December. To participate in this event all you have to do is purchase an ugly Christmas sweater, wear it all day long and share the day with your friends – quite festive, right?
- What Are Ugly Sweater Parties? - Urban Dictionary
- What Are The Different Sweater Fabrics And Materials? - Wikipedia