Army Men Gummies
There’s a good chance you’ve burned, decapitated, and blown up handfuls of green Army men (and maybe seen a psychiatrist for it). Now you can eat them too, not to mention melting them in the microwave, thanks to Army Men Gummies made by Albanese Confectionery. These Green Apple-flavored gummies are just under two inches tall — roughly the same height as the toys — and position the men in four similar stances. Best of all they’re sold in bulk in bags as big as 5 pounds, so you’ll have plenty of soldiers to work with.