Sex Panther Cologne

Looking to woo a certain special lady? Time to musk up with some Sex Panther cologne, purportedly made from real bits of panther and illegal in nine countries. We’d suggest limiting its use to outdoor venues as it’s been known to set off fire alarms, but the good news is Sex Panther is well studied and has been shown that 60% of the time, it works every time.

Pick up a bottle on Amazon – $34 [via]