Children are repeatedly told to stop playing with their food, but as adults we can do whatever the hell we like. And investing in a machine that prints pancakes is as wise a decision as they come. Essentially a 3D printer that uses pancake batter instead of PVC, PancakeBot uses a patented batter dispensing system to precisely print directly onto its included griddle. Just load an image in its included software, trace the key lines, fill it in, and save it onto an SD card. Then, plug that card to the device and watch it print your design, with the lines drawn first becoming darker for shading. Designs are also shareable online or with friends, so even non-creative types can enjoy artfully printed pancakes three times a day.

Hit up Amazon to buy one – $300