Blendtec Pro 800 Blender

Blenders, along with vacuums and hairdryers, are amongst the least tolerable appliances to run due to the ridiculous noise they output. The Blendtec Pro 800 Blender greatly reduces loudness thanks to a sealed sound enclosure that dampens it by wrapping around the blender. It’s plenty powerful as with most Blendtec products and also features an illuminated touchscreen interface, six preprogrammed cycles to cover a variety of uses, as well as an 11 speed touch slider for precise control over blade speed. The catch? It’s massive, and also not all too cheap.

Pick one up at Amazon – $1,050