Spreadable Beer

Drink your beer and eat it, too, with Spreadable Beer. Each jar contains 40% beer in a smooth, sticky-textured spread that gives off a delectably hoppy scent, perfect for smothering on toast, bagels, muffins, cheese, pizza, and probably everything else edible. It also brings man one step closer to thriving off a diet consisting of beer and beer alone. The only catch is it’s entirely devoid of alcohol, which we strongly hope they one day reconsider.

Grab a jar at Firebox – roughly $16.80