Sitka Hobo Knife

Sometimes we wish we could ditch this responsibility-ridden life for something a little simpler – though we’ll still have to eat, and for that, there’s Sitka’s Hobo Knife. Chock full of just the bare necessities needed to keep us from eating with our hands, i.e. a spoon, fork, and knife, Sitka’s thoughtful tool also packs a couple of bottles openers and sports whimsical hoboglyphs engraved right on the blade and handle.

Find it at Blue Tomato or read more at Sitka – roughly $155. Being a hobo ain’t cheap.